Sunday, January 5, 2014

                                                                         DID YOU KNOW?

     Did you know that women are ugliest at 3:30 on Wednesday afternoon? Yes, it’s true. Some moron decided to conduct research (what kind of person would come up with this theory?) to determine at just what hour, women are the ugliest. This begs the question, “According to whom?” the moron running the study or some random group of idiots whose definition of “ugly” runs from Miss Piggy to Jocelyn Wildenstein. Was this moron a woman or a man? How was this research conducted? Did the NSA have some secret camera they planted under the down? wtf.

     Some of us ignorant women would have guessed 6:30 a.m. when we roll our pleated bodies out of bed and head for the shower. (Have you ever stopped to think that no shower walls are mirrored?) Others might have thought that our ugliest would be at about 3:00 a.m. after drinking cosmos all night in a smoke-filled bar. 

     Needless to say, if the above theory has any merit, ladies, we need to have our glamour shots done at 11:00 a.m. on Sunday morning.