Thursday, March 6, 2014

                                                               LIAR! LIAR!     

     There was a special segment on television yesterday called “Liar! Liar!” Here is a short test. See how I do as a Florida fibber:

  1. Florida has no state income tax.
  2. Florida never gets weather below 65.
  3. Florida homes do not have fireplaces.
  4. Between 60% and 80% of Florida residents leave in the summer
  5. Florida beaches are so crowded in season that it’s hard to find a place to sit.
  6. There is no poverty in Florida.
  7. Florida restaurants cater to local residents.
  8. The average age in Florida is 87.
  9. Florida has horse farms.
  10. All Florida residents eat grapefruit for breakfast.
  11. Florida taxes out-of-state pensions.
  12. Florida has a huge budget surplus.

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How’d you do?