Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Hidden Hilarity

Somewhere in the bowels of cyber earth lie dozens of my riveting blogs. They are gasping for breath down there, hoping some hack will accidentally unearth them and send them floating back up to my new MacBook Air screen. In the meantime, I am totally annoyed.

Yesterday’s blog had enlightening advice for parents on how to raise children with secrets I have kept hidden for decades. These secrets would put Dr.Phil on the shopping channel.

Also, down there lie poems that would give the Bard a run for his shillings. Inspired by life passages known only to one French diva, the world is a sadder place not being able to read them.

The good news is that there are also venting volumes down there that are probably still simmering. Expletives and idle threats illustrated with hate hashtags are better off buried. Just sayin’.