Wednesday, October 15, 2014


I know it’s not politically correct to “label,” but I think labels could really serve a valuable purpose. Consider the following:

Male:  Incapable of multi-tasking or out-analyzing female counterparts.

Female: Incapable of understanding the simplicity of male counterparts.

Pet:  Will love unconditionally and poop anywhere.

Child:  Will test all those taller and wider.

Technological Device:  Will only malfunction when user is in desperate need.

Automobile: Exciting for approximately 46 hours.

Light bulb:  Will only malfunction when on last chapter of thriller novel.

Wine bottle: Liquid happy with possible delirium. 

Viagra:  Probable delirium.