Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Chain Letter Number 1

     If you like any of your friends, let them know right away. We never know if any of them will get arrested for no reason or get stuck in a milk shoot.*  Friendships are good. Pain and prison are not. 

     Click now on the icon, and send to all of your besties. If you break this chain, your mother-in-law will come live with you for the rest of your life.

                                                 the icon 

Chain Letter Number 2

     If you believe that money can’t buy happiness, just think about how much you’ve spent on birthday gifts, holiday cards and hostess presents for all of your friends through the years. It ain’t cheap. Click on the icon below, and you will receive $1.00 for every friend who receives this in the next 30 seconds. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN. If you do, you will be put on the “party-pooper-chain-letter” list, and $1.00 will be deducted from your checking account for every friend you have ever had. (We know how to find your checking account:)


Chain Letter Number 3:

     If you would like some chains, please send a letter to the address below before midnight Toulouse time.

          No Time
          Europe, World

*Milk shoot:  a small passage the size of a puppy for the milkman to put your milk circa 1950