Tuesday, January 27, 2015

                                           
                                          I Know Why the Caged Foot Stings


Miles of Masochism:  Ten Easy Steps

  1. Put on caged booties
  2. Sit in same position in tiny car for eight hours on day one of trip
  3. Add annoying music turned on by driver of vehicle
  4. Notice absence of any substantive food aboard
  5. Try reading lame novel
  6. Choke on trail mix
  7. Attempt to scratch itch at bottom of caged heel
  8. Ask “Are we almost there yet?” and deal with consequences
  9. Begin watching clock
  10. Hit rush hour in large city and have to pee.

Day 2 - Stay tuned:)