Thursday, February 26, 2015


  1. If little girl puppies are so cute, why do they call them bitches?
  2. Who has the guts to write a handbook for men?
  3. Who invented human nature, and where are they now?
  4. Who said that women were supposed to cook?
  5. What joker told men that women need two dads?
  6. What arrogant man invented the double oven?
  7. Someone tell Spanx that girdles went out with reel to reel 
  8. Why I will never be as smart as my grandma
  9. When I grow up, I want to be an alcoholic
  10. Life sans cursive
  11. When will quiet and refined be back in style?
  12. Who were the dirty dozen, and what did they write?