Saturday, February 14, 2015

On Valentine’s Day, in case you hadn’t thought of all the thoughtful, kind, unselfish, creative, kinky things you can do for your loved one, here are a few suggestions:

Eat the following:

chocolate
oysters
figs
shrimp
strawberries 

Not necessarily in this order or at the same time. Bring floss and Binaca.


Avoid the following statements for at least 24 hours:

It wasn’t my fault
Whatever
You always


Look for His/Her:

best qualities and count blessings

All this begs the question:

If love is blind, why is lingerie so expensive?