Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Fifi’s Seven More Wonders of the World

1.   I wonder why I wasn’t consulted about the first seven.

2.   I wonder just how many more years I can dust.

3.  I wonder who invented collards and why.

4.  I wonder if Putin wears sunscreen when he rides his high horse.

5.  I wonder when Mr. Wonderful is going to surprise me with a trip to the Amalfi Coast.

6.  I wonder why my daughter laughs at my side pony tail.

7.  I wonder when someone will invent a “pissed off pill” I can take to get rid of my road rage.