Thursday, December 17, 2015

     It’s a good day if:

  1. there are no terror attacks
  2. protesters aren’t shooting up cops in the streets
  3. my hair turns out
  4. Mr. Wonderful eeks out a smile or two
  5. the rain doesn’t stain my boots
  6. the 18 Republican candidates haven’t killed one of their own
  7. the squirrels aren’t gnawing at the roof
  8. I have enough gas to get to my meeting
  9. I have enough cash flow left for a baby latte
  10. my chin hair doesn’t show up in the latest holiday photo

Life’s little joys.