Friday, January 29, 2016

                                                        Are You Effen Kiddin’ Me?

Mr. Wonderful texts:  I’ve spent $25 already today. Do you want to eat leftover meatloaf at home before we go to the concert?
Fiif: No.

At the print shop:

Fifi:  I look like I am sunburned in this photo on my CD cover. What happened to it?
Clerk:  Someone shut the machine down just before they ran your job.
Fifi:  I would like my money back. This is the second time the job has been done wrong. This is unacceptable.

Mr. Wonderful:  Let me see how she cut your bangs. Can I finally see your eyebrows?
Fifi: No.

Fifi’s Wicked Voice: What’s wrong with people?

Fifi: They are unacceptable.