Sunday, January 31, 2016

                           TEN THINGS I LEARNED FROM FACEBOOK THIS WEEK


  1. You can find out your IQ (the average IQ is 98—is that just for fb fans?)
  2. You can learn how to make apple roses.
  3. You can find out if it’s snowing in Arkansas.
  4. You can add 74 new dog photos to your collection.
  5. You can watch a tiger jump around in a cardboard box.
  6. You can see photos of your husband’s ex-wife from 1974.
  7. You can add twelve more cat videos to your collection.
  8. You can see selfies of people you don’t care about.
  9. You can Jib Jab yourself for all your friends to see.
  10. You can watch Shemar Moore work out half naked.

Who knew?