Sunday, November 27, 2016


                                        Get Your Shot Now Before It’s Too Late

     This is a warning to all women between the ages of 45 and 55. Get Your Shot Now:  the I-don’t-wanna-be-old shot. This revolutionary new anti-aging shot is a phenomenal addition to the list of “must-do”s. In this exquisite formula, some mad scientist from Catchupifyoucan took the  ingredients below, put them into a syringe and began marketing this stuff in the wee countries over by one of the seas. Yup. It’s the anti-aging miracle drug. Consider the ingredients:

2 tbsps. Cosmo mix
3 ounces Retinae
1 cup chocolate
a dash of Viagra
1/3 tsp. of Zoloft zest

     Now how could we go wrong with this formula, ladies? Do not wait until it’s too late. This injection guarantees a minimum of twenty years of flawless skin, an extended sex life well into the 80s, a sense of humor that will keep you giggling and a positive outlook on everything from politics to child-rearing. This syringe is an antidote to mid-life crisis and “Is-this-all-there-is” thinking. The cost is no more than handing over your first born. Act now. Call today: COUGAR-YEAH.